Assemblywoman Joan Buchanan (AD-15) sent out what must be a joke mailing Wednesday urging constituents to check out the Secretary of State’s Unclaimed Property database to see if a long lost rich uncle has left them millions. How cruel can you get? California is going to hell in a handbasket and we get this from our leaders? Look for these other Get-Rich-Quick schemes coming soon from Assemblywoman Buchanan!
– Sign up for a lottery to claim unclaimed lottery winnings by donating $25 to Joan’s re-election campaign
– How to get the free California Handbook on how to get top dollar for your valuables at your local pawn shop
– Free WORK AT HOME OFFER licking stamps for Joan’s fundraising mailers — Get 0.05% of proceeds!
– Help a Nigerian-Princess distribute illegal gains from government Project Labor Agreements (PLAs)
– Learn how to set up a non-profit to buy cars cheap and sell them to the Mexican Drug cartels using government loans!
– How to get your signed copy of “How to run a Ponzi Scheme and never get caught!” (signed by Bernie Madoff)
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